alien landings spotted in east missouri
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recent spikes of alien activity have been reported by fellow dartists. radioactive compounds were found through scanning frequencies after solar flares. in my own yard there was an alien landing. fair warning: the following graphics are graphic. keep these documents safe- the government is hiding this from you.
alien landings left small holes in the ground. this is where i presume they hide their eggs before they shoot up from the ground and infest our environment. i am worried people don't see the long effects of these things. the holes are marks of invasion. i presume they will ramp up their activity and eventually leave infested craters.
more alien craters. they do it in any environment where greenery is closely accessible. i presume they will work their way from plants up until finally making the jump to consuming human flesh.
alien gathering on a plant. they have hive-mind tendencies, often clumping in areas and cooperating. they emit a forcible screech when disturbed and ever since the landing i haven't been able to go outside without hearing a constant drone of the aliens. i believe its their way of signaling to others where humans are. i wonder if they know i can hear them, or if they think they are emitting frequencies beyond human comprehension.
two aliens combine to create a mega-alien. i believe the more aliens land, the more they will combine, until they create a sort of mega-mega alien. i believe this is a prototype of an organic micro nano bot technology. they may eventually create mega-aliens the size of autobots or power rangers.
the aliens can adapt to pretty much any environment. they crawl and they fly. part of me wonders what their interest in earth is.
although the alien is harmless now, they are infesting every part of my environment. i believe their harmless nature is a ploy, since their combining technology, versatile physical ability, community, and complex communication leads me to believe these organism are highly intelligent with a long haul plan to take over the world.
please be vigilant, dartists. we may be under attack.
one of these “aliens” went up my shorts a few days ago 🩷
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